WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH

tyleroakley:

This happened one year ago. Time flies.

waakeme-up:

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

I have never seen a more accurate post in my life

tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

flowercrownharry:

lovatic1der:

flowercrownharry:

flowercrownharry:

taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips

what does taylor swift do??

taylor swift swiftly tailors

i thought you were over her harold

contrary to popular belief i am not actually harry styles